I Want To Eat His Children

Farting around one day last week, I came across illicitohio.com.

Very interesting site. Inside, I found photos taken inside Mike Tyson's abandoned Ohio mansion.

Pretty cool and worth a look.


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For The Low-Low

The Shop Is Open Folks.

Get You Some.







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So, so sad.

Been a minute...

... but sometimes, life (and strife) gets in the way.

But I'm back, and blacker than ever.

2

Breathtaking Brilliance

Why yes... yes it does.

Mo' From Mo' Money

If they're running :60s, you know they're ballin'.

Mo Money Vice


Mo Money Requiem For James
(I made that title up.)

Change On A Crispy Tee

Guaranteed Party Starter

.. and in heavy rotation this week.



DOUBLE PLAY!!!!!!!!!!!

Damn, this video was garbage.




Sheep and a child my dude? In a video about getting ya grind on?

Y'all been hangin' out with some white boys.

Triumph Of The Cross Trainer: 1984

Leni Riefenstahl, Ridley Scott and Steve Jobs have biters.

Taking The Browns To The Super Bowl.*

Okeedokee, here it is:


The Official FranklinBlog Taking The Browns To The Super Bowl Top Five Spots.

#5 I took a lot of heat from my collegues for liking this. The truth is, this got the loudest laugh of the night.

AMP Energy Drink





#4 I typically hate the use of babies, but the writing is clever and the message is simple. (So easy Franklin could do it as soon as he pays some of these damn bills down) I dug it.

E*Trade



#3 This is just f*ckin' cool. And my boy Charlie is in it!

Coke




#2 I thought this spot was the most rooted in truth and tangible benefit, as well as clever. (This was the office favorite also.)

Tide



#1 Shattering white people's stereotypes about the black athlete one ad at a time. (Not that they'll ever change, of course.)


The NFL "SuperAd"


Stark isn't it?




* Thanks to my Carolina cousins for, quite possibly, the best euphemism for droppin' deuce ever.